#1 i was blowing my nose with toilet paper and then i acidetnally inhaled a lot and WOOSH sucked in some toliet paper and down my throat! am i going to be ok or do i need to go to the ER? it was probably a half square of charmin, the kind wi...
#3 I used to crush up pain killers and wrap them in toilet paper, then swallow. I'm not saying it's safe, but I'm still here. ...
Perknose Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord #9 Look on the bright side, the next time you poop, the white square will be right there. ...
#10 Hurry up and get your ass to North Korea so you can be safe from dangerous toilet paper ...
#14 Look on the bright side, the next time you poop, the white square will be right there. ...
:hmm:The OP just invented the worlds first self-wiping butt ...
ftfy. :hmm:...
IEC Elite Member #18 Try swallowing some bleach to rinse it out and let us know how that works for you. ...
not exactly, but I eat a full roll at the end of a meal. After I crap I don't even have to wipe. Bonus is fiber! ...
#23 Sorry, your next bowel movement will be your last>_> ...