The episode opens showing Casper High. The camera pans slightly to the right. Cut to Danny Fenton pushing the doors open in a panic. | |
Danny | [Scare.] Aaaaaaah! |
Dash Baxter | [Angry.] Aaaaaaah! |
Dash runs the same direction Danny went, chasing him. Cut to Danny running through the halls, out of breath. | |
Danny | huff Moving! puff Gotta keep moving! [He looks behind him.] |
Dash | That's it Fen-ton! Run! But I'm taking this "D" I got on our spelling test out of your hide! |
Danny | Every time he fails, he comes after me! |
Dash | Arrrggh! |
Cut to another hallway where Paulina Sanchez and Kwan meet up with Valerie Gray. | |
Paulina | Hey, Valerie. Like, I so much love that top! [Drinks her coffee.] |
Valerie | Isn't it suh-weet? $579, and worth every one of my dad's pennies. [Notices Danny rounding a corner and charging down the hall toward Valerie and her friends.] |
Danny is looking back to see if Dash is still behind him. He doesn't see how close Paulina is and runs into her. Paulina's coffee goes flying into Valerie's face, and her $579 top. She screams angrily. | |
Valerie | [To Kwan.] Please hurt the unpopular boy for me. |
Kwan | Hey, accidents happen. |
Valerie grabs Kwan by his shirt, drags him down to face her. | |
Valerie | GRRRRR! |
Kwan | Alright, alright. [Danny runs off to the opposite direction.] FENTON! |
Kwan starts chasing Danny back the way he came. Dash is still chasing Danny. | |
Danny | Wait a minute! I have ghost powers. |
Danny's eyes glows green as he goes intangible, ducks into narrow hallway off to one side, and invisible and the two jocks run head on into each other. Danny phases outside from the ground and land. | |
Danny | Man! That was close. |
His ghost sense goes off. Danny prepares to fight then a small green ghost dog comes up to him. He picks it up, and sees it has a tag on its collar, an “A” with four electrons orbiting it. Danny picks up the little dog. | |
Danny | It's like Dash, but with better breath. [It licks his face and puts it down.] Now this I can handle. |
The happy little dog becomes huge and very unhappy-looking, leaning down to Danny. | |
Danny | Or not. |
OPENING CREDITS | |
Fades to exterior of Axion Labs. | |
Damon Gray | [Off-screen.] Digital surveillance, retinal scanning access portals, [Cut to Damon walking with his boss following him.] titanium doors, laser deturents. [Valerie looks back to see two burly security guards following them.] As promised, this is the most secure facility in the United States. [Doors behind them starts closing shut.] |
Boss | Well done, Damon. You can feel free to bill me for the remainder of your fee. |
Valerie | Which means, I can replace this top. |
Boss | It's good to know those smelly security dogs are now a thing of the past. |
Barkings are heard and huge dents appearing in the titanium armored doors behind them. Danny Phantom comes flying through and lands on his back in front of Valerie and the others. | |
Valerie | What are you?! |
Then, they all see the gigantic ghost dog. It shakes its head, spraying green glowing slobber all over, but particularly on Valerie. | |
Danny | [To Valerie.] I'll tell you what I'm not: coated in dog saliva. |
Valerie screams in anger. The ghost dog runs past them. | |
Danny | Bad dog! No! Get back here! |
The ghost dog and Danny turns intangible, they phases through an armored door followed and the ghost dog begins destroying a lab, knocking over a row of expensive equpment like dominos, and much other damage. | |
Danny | Come on! |
Danny flies over to the ghost dog and grabs his collar attempting to stop but gets dragged instead. | |
Danny | Whoa! Slow down! |
Guard | Halt! Halt! [Fires at Danny and the ghost dog but misses.] |
Danny | [Screams.] Cut it out, you stupid mutt! |
The pillars which holds the balcony broke and the balcony falls off. | |
Damon | Stand back everybody. This state-of-the-art security system can stop anything. [Presses the "on" button.] |
A sphere with many lenses comes down from the ceiling, emitting a lot of laser beams. An automatic net gun fires at the ghost dog and Danny but they turn intangible and phases through them. Instead, it traps Valerie, Damon and Damon's boss. | |
Boss | Except a pasty-faced teenager and his dog. |
Damon | I'm fired, aren't I? |
Boss | You're not just fired, you're ruined. |
Damon and Valerie exchange looks. Scene changes to in front of Valerie's house. Tucker Foley, Danny Fenton and Sam Manson roll up on the sidewalk on electric scooters. | |
Sam | Whoa! Talk about rock bottom. They're selling everything they own in a yard sale. |
Danny | I feel bad. If I could have stopped that ghost dog, [Takes off his helmet.] none of this would have happened. |
Damon walks out of the house carrying a box marked "Family Photos" and goes back in, glumly. | |
Tucker | She's having a hard week. [Brightens.] Which means, I can catch her on the rebound! Suh-weet! [Valerie comes out of her house carrying a large box marked "Val's Clothes". Tucker goes up to Valerie to make a pass.] Hey, Val. I heard what happened. |
Valerie | Oh, great. Word's already oozed down to the bottom of the social grapevine. |
Danny | [Walks up to them with Sam.] Hey, come on. I know you're upset. But he just wants to help. We all do. |
Sam | I don't. |
Tucker | Most of us do. More than two-thirds. |
Valerie | Thanks, but I'll pass. |
Danny | [Ghost sense goes off.] I'm gonna have to pass too. [Hops on his scooter and rides out of sight.] |
Sam, Tucker and Valerie runs to where Danny was. Suddenly the ground starts shaking and crack open. The ghost dog, big angry version, bursts out of the ground. Then knocks down and breaks a chest of drawers with more of Valerie's clothes, and a passing car splashes filthy water on the wreckage to make it worse. Valerie frowns at it before looking back at the ghost dog, who is sniffing the ground. Danny Phantom phases from the ground and floats to the ghost dog. | |
Danny | How'd you get out of the Ghost Zone? |
The ghost dog growls at Danny. Danny tickles the ghost dog under the chin, the ghost dog scratches his leg in delight and he turns into his small, cute, happy form. | |
Danny | [Flies to the ghost dog.] Well, ghost dogs are a lot more entertaining than regular dogs. [Lands, lifts one foot and examines it.] Oh, great. Invisible dog doo. |
Valerie | [Walks up to them.] Whatever you are, get out of here! You and you're stupid dog have done enough! |
The ghost dog bites onto Danny's ankle dragging him around. | |
Danny | Come on, not again! |
The ghost dog drags Danny into the moving van, causing the door to fall closed. There's a lot of banging and crashing inside, and bulges appear in the van. | |
Danny | [Off-screen.] Nice boy! Nice boy! Down! Down, boy! Down, boy! Down, boy! |
Danny phases out of the truck with the ghost dog in his arms, he flies off. When the door opens, everything that was in the van looks broken. | |
Damon | What's going on here? |
Valerie | I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. |
Scene changes to Fenton Works. | |
Zooming in on the Fenton Works lab, then Danny, carrying the now-happy-little ghost dog, approaches the portal as its doors open. | |
Danny | Okay, Cujo, in you go. [Tosses Cujo through the portal.] |
The portal doors close. | |
Danny | [Hands covered with green ghost dog saliva.] Bleech, that's it, I'm getting a hamster. |
As soon as Danny leaves, Cujo phases through the closed doors of the portal and flies out of the lab. | |
The scence changes to the outside at Casper High. | |
Paulina | [Off-screen.] Oh my gosh. [Cut to the inside.] Wait till you see what I'm wearing to the concert. [Zoom in to Paulina's top writes "Dumpty Humpty" inside a crack egg shape.] I'm gonna look better than ever. |
Zoom out to see Dash, Paulina and Kwan are all wearing black tees with the logo for Dumpty-Humpty, a rock band which is staging a concert in Amity Park. | |
Dash | Man, I've been waiting weeks for this. Dumpty Humpty rocks. [Mimicking an electric guitar sound.] ♪Bwa-na-na-na-na-na-na--♪ |
Valerie enters the cafeteria with a bag lunch and walks to the table where her "friends" are sitting. | |
Kwan | Hey, Val! We're down for the concert, right? |
Valerie | Sorry, guys. I had to sell my tickets online to help pay for the moving truck. Things are kind of tight now, you know? |
Dash | No. |
Paulina | Nuh-uh. |
Kwan | Not really. |
Valerie moves to sit down, but Dash gets up and blocks her. | |
Dash | And speaking of tight... |
Dash indicates with his eyes, and the camera shows a disgusted Sam sitting arms folded between Danny and Tucker as the boys wolf down their lunch, stuffing it in with both hands. | |
Valerie | [Gasp then frowns.] I get it. |
Paulina | Hey, Valerie, did you at least sell your tickets to somebody cool? We don't want to have to sit next to any losers at the concert. |
Valerie looks down, sad and walks away to sit alone. | |
Tucker | Whoa, (swallows food) brutal. |
Danny | Did you see that? [Dash, Paulina and Kwan are laughing in the background.] Valerie just got scorched by her friends. |
Sam | Maybe she needs better friends. |
Tucker | My thoughts exactly! |
Tucker dashes over to Valerie. | |
Valerie | [Closing her eyes in humiliation.] What do you want? |
Tucker | I, uh, I was wondering i-if you would join me--us for lunch. I-I mean, since you're... [Cujo, huge and angry, appears outside the window next Valerie's table. Tucker jumps back.] |
Valerie, eyes still closed, doesn't notice Cujo. | |
Valerie | [Turns to Tucker and away from Cujo.] I'm already aware of my sudden outcast status, [Cujo's head phases in the window.] but thanks for reminding me. |
Tucker | [Shaking.] But-- |
Valerie | Can you please just leave me alone? I wanna enjoy my bag lunch in peace! |
Cujo bites into Valerie's bag lunch. Valerie screams. Cujo jumps over her table and lands on Dash's lunch tray, spraying him with nondescript mystery meat gravy. A horde of students to flee outside the school in terror. Cujo goes rampaging through the cafeteria, past Danny and Sam. | |
Sam | You're not much of a dog catcher. |
Danny | Yeah, no kidding. Who let the dogs in? |
Sam was not amused. | |
Danny | See, the song is "Who let the dogs out?" but I said, "Who let the dogs in?". I'll be right back. [Ducks under the table to go ghost.] |
Sam | Bring some new jokes. |
A glop was thrown at, he turns to see a lunch lady, who is on station holding a laddle. Cujo picks her up in his teeth by her dress. She screams. Danny Phantom flies up to Cujo. | |
Danny | Nice pooch. Easy. That lady isn't edible, and neither is anything she cooks. |
Cujo drops the lunch lady, happy to see Danny again. | |
Danny | And neither am I! |
Cujo and Danny turns intangible. Cujo jumps at Danny phases himself and Danny through the wall. The lunch lady picks up a serving tray from behind her that still has some lime green gunk on it. | |
Lunch Lady | It's still good. Who wants seconds? |
Camera pans left to show Tucker and Valerie standing somewhat near one another. | |
Tucker | Ghosts. Heh heh. [Arms-out elbows bent palms-up shrug.] What are you gonna do, huh? |
Valerie | [Confused.] Ghosts? [Frightened.] Oh my gosh! Ghosts! |
The scene changes to a sign reads; "Welcome to Elmerton We're getting better". | |
Pans to the right of a building. Zoom in to Damon and Valerie's apartment. | |
Damon | [Off-screen.] Great news, sweetheart. [Opens a window.] I'm getting one last chance. I convinced them to let me guard what's left of the research lab while they rebuild. |
Valerie | Oh that's great! How many of your employees can you put on it? |
Damon | I don't have any more employees. I have to guard myself, at night, in that. [Points to a uniform hanging at the door.] |
Valerie | Nice. And if things get worse, you can use that outfit to deliver packages. |
Damon | Which reminds me. [Darts off briefly and returns with a package.] This arrived while you were at school today. From Wisconsin. [Zoom in to the package is addressed to: Valerie Gray, 461 Elm St., Elmerton. His watch beeps.] Whoa. Don't want to be late. [He hands the package to Valerie.] Bye, sweetie. [Kisses Valerie at cheek and rushes off.] |
Valerie | [Opens the package and founds a note, reading aloud.] "Heard about your recent Ghost troubles- Hope this will helps -Vlad" |
Vlad Plasmius is floating just outside her window watching her, smiling evilly. Teleports away. | |
Valerie | Don't know who you are, Vlad, but if this thing does what I think it does, I can't say that I care. [Accidentally fires the pistol in her hand.] |
Damon | [Off-screen.] Valerie! |
Valerie | I'm okay! |
The scene changes to a clear hilltop with city buildings in the distance. Danny and Sam are away from other people in an open area on top of a small hill. Sam reading a book. | |
Danny | I'm telling you, this is one bad dog! No matter how many times I toss him into the ghost zone, he digs his way out out through the Fenton Portal and he comes back to me! |
Sam | Well, you're the only other ghost in the area, so train him! Ghost dog or not, he's still a dog. I think, good luck. [Walks away.] |
Danny | Where are you going? |
Sam | [Turns to Danny.] Hello? I can't be seen hanging out with a ghost kid. Here. |
Sam tosses the book she was reading to Danny. It phases through his body at the waist. Danny picks up the book from the ground and reads it. | |
Danny | Okay, let's get to it, then. [Reads aloud.] "A dog's hearing is much more acute than a human's." Which means... |
Danny is viewed through a red-tinted device which projects crosshairs and other readouts. He whistles at the distance. The red-tinted device pans to Cujo running to Danny. | |
Danny | [Reads the book aloud.] "Hand signals, along with vocal commands, can be a powerful combination." [Pulls his hand out.] Stop! |
Cujo stops in front of Danny. | |
Danny | That's weird. This dog is already trained. |
Cujo then jumps on to Danny as they spiral down the hill. | |
Danny | [Smiling.] Sort of. |
Cut to Sam. | |
She is watching Danny and Cujo through the binoculars. | |
Sam | A boy and his dog. Somehow it's not supposed to be this freaky. [Missile flies pass Sam.] Huh? |
Danny spots the missile in time grabs onto Cujo and jumps out of the way. He lands on the ground harshly, he then puts Cujo down. | |
Danny | Stay. |
Danny flies back to the crater left by the missile, looking around. | |
Danny | What the heck was that? |
With a whine of jet engines, a female figure in a red jumpsuit with a hood that covers her face appears above standing on a hoverboard, which she nearly falls off but regains her balance. | |
Valerie | Whoa! |
Valerie locks her target at Danny then fires a missile at him from her hoverboard. Danny quickly flies away, Valerie starts chasing him and fires another missile. They fly pass an old man as his fake teeth falls out of his mouth. Valerie steps a button on her hoverboard which shoots laser at Danny, which he dodge. Danny makes a turn and so did Valerie after she almost fall. Danny turns intangible and phases through a tree. Valerie flies up but falls off her hoverboard, she screams. | |
Autopilot | Rider absent. Corrective piloting program initiated. |
Valerie's hoverboard flies under her and catches her before she hits the ground. | |
Valerie | Yeah! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! |
Valerie flies in front of Danny, throws three pink buzz-saw blades. One hits a tree bark, one hits a rock which goes upwards and another one hits a bird bath fountain and knocks into it. | |
Danny | Wow! Nice aim! First day with the new weapons? [The one pink buzz-saw blade that hits the rock comes down, nicking Danny's arm.] Ow! That hurt! Wait a minute. That hurt. |
Valerie | Oh, don't worry, ghost kid. It won't hurt long, because you are going down! [Aims her double-barreled weapon at Danny.] |
Valerie fires her weapon, which cause her to knock off her hoverboard, Cujo grabs Danny by the ankle away from getting shot. Valerie's hoverboard catch her again. She almost fall trying to regain her balance. | |
Valerie | Come back! [Aims her weapon at them, she fires.] |
Cujo keep carrying Danny into a rugged area with many trees, bushes, and large rocks. Valerie keeps firing as Danny screams. Valerie runs into a tree. Sam looks up from behind a bush as Cujo stops to look back, Danny skids to a stop on his butt. | |
Sam | Who is that? That's an awesome outfit. |
Danny | Don't know. Don't care. See the ball, boy? [Makes an energy ball.] Fetch! |
Cujo chases after the ball. | |
Danny | Oh, man! She's coming! Sam, hide! |
Sam | No time! |
Sam pushes Danny behind a bush, Valerie flies over there. | |
Valerie | No escaping me now, ghost boy! [Aiming her weapon.] |
Valerie stops and sees Danny Fenton on the ground with Sam on top of him, kissing him on the lips as he rapped his knuckles to the ground. Danny and Sam looks at Valerie and screams. | |
Sam | Do you mind? |
Valerie | Oh, gross. Loser love. I always knew you two geeks would end up together. |
Valerie flies away. | |
Sam | That sounded like Valerie. (turn to Danny, who is still looking dazed) Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you? |
Danny | [Snapping out of his daze.] No! Why? Did you? |
Sam looks as uncomfortable as Danny. | |
Cut to Tucker walking at the school hallway. | |
Tucker | [Raises his eyebrow. Amusingly] Wait. [Zoom out to Danny and Sam behind him.] You guys kissed? |
Danny and Sam | No. It was a fake-out make-out! |
Tucker | But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right? Maybe I should try that out on-- |
Valerie walks in from a connecting hallway while Tucker is looking back. They collide, and her books go flying. | |
Tucker | --Valerie! Hi. [Bends down to pick up her books.] Okay, guys. See ya. |
Danny and Sam walks away, angrily. Finishes picking up the books for Valerie. As he picks up the last one, he reads the title of the books. | |
Tucker | "Ghost Hunter's Almanac"? "Ghost Killing for Dimwits"? When did you get so interested in ghosts? |
Valerie | When they ruined my life. [Grabs her books from Tucker.] |
Tucker | You know, I happen to know a thing or two about ghosts. |
Valerie | [Begins to walk away.] Please, I'm broke. I'm not stupid. |
Tucker | [Following.] But seriously, did you know Danny's parents are professional ghost hunters? |
Valerie | [Stops.] No, I didn't know that. [Turns to Tucker with a big smile and sweetens her voice.] Hey, Tucker, [Eyelids fluttering.] do you wanna carry my books for me? [Sparkles around her in Tucker's vision.] |
Tucker smiles as he and Valerie walks away. Danny and Sam at the background. | |
Danny | Great. My best friend has a crush on a ghost hunter. |
Sam | That's life. Well, your life, anyway. |
The scene changes to the basketball game. | |
Casper High is playing another nameless school with yellow and purple uniforms. Sam and Danny are in the first row of the bleachers. | |
Sam | Danny, will you relax? |
Danny | How can I relax? That stupid ghost dog could be anywhere. Not to mention, I have no idea how Valerie became a ghost hunter. |
Valerie and Tucker show up at the end of their bleacher's row. | |
Tucker | Hey guys, can we join you? |
Sam and Danny | No! |
Valerie looks down, hurt. | |
Tucker | Of course we can. |
Valerie | So, Tucker tells me your parents hunt ghosts. |
Danny | Did he now? What else did he tell you? [Glares at Tucker but he just smiles back.] |
Dash ready to take the shot but misses when Cujo starts barking off-screen, Cujo turns visible. Cujo scares almost everyone out of the gym, with Dash dashing ahead of everyone else. Meanwhile, Danny and Valerie gasps and heads off in different directions. Cujo phases through the bleachers, begins making digging motions on the floor. Danny Phantom phases from the floor next to him, Cujo sees him and gets small and happy again, then starts digging again. | |
Danny | You're looking for something? What are you looking for? Sam was right. Ghost dog or not, you're still a dog, and you're looking for something. |
A pink blasts was shot which hits Cujo and throws him far down the gym. | |
Valerie | Say goodbye, ghost boy. |
Valerie has a thermos exactly like one of Jack Fenton's except in different colors. Valerie can't get the caps open. | |
Danny | Huh? |
Valerie | [Struggling.] Oh, come on, you stupid thermos! |
Sam and Tucker are looking down from the top of the bleachers above. | |
Sam | Oh my gosh, Danny's in trouble! News flash. [Gestures to Valerie.] That's your girlfriend. |
Tucker | That's awesome! Hey, Valerie, wait up! |
Tucker jumps off and crashes on top of Valerie. | |
Tucker | Great outfit. |
Danny flies to Valerie, grabs her, flies her to one of the basket hoops and wedges her inside it. | |
Danny | You should be safe here until help comes. |
Valerie | Get me down! Get me down so I can destroy you! |
Danny turns intangible and flies out of the gym. | |
Scene changes to the Chemistry Lab. Sam, Danny and Tucker are working at the same lab table. | |
Danny | Tucker, you can't still like her. |
Tucker | Why not? For once, a girl I like likes me back. Why can't you just roll with that? Not everybody has to like you, Danny. Don't you trust me? |
Danny | You? Yes. It's your hormones I worry about. |
Sam, Danny and Tucker looks to the left. Camera pans to show Valerie at the next table over, Valerie giving Tucker a flirty smile and wave while works on the science project. Tucker waves back. Danny's ghost sense goes off as barkings are heard off-screen, Valerie heard the barking too. | |
Valerie and Danny | [Raises hand.] May I be excused? |
Valerie emerge from the school in her suit and begins shooting at Danny and Cujo. | |
Danny | 279 girls at our school, and he's got to have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge. |
Danny shoots an ecto laser at Valerie's gun and knocks it her hands as she falls off her board to the ground, not catching her this time. | |
Danny | All this is my fault, sort of. [Cujo stops in front of him.] I suppose I should do something to help Valerie, after I figure out what to do with you. |
Cujo turns small again. Danny takes out the dog training book and opens it. | |
Danny | Go on, boy. Go get it! |
Cujo blinks, confuse. | |
Danny | I mean, [Pointing.] fetch! |
Cujo runs off yapping with Danny following him. The scene changes to Axion Labs, night time. Danny is with Cujo, who is scratching at a wall. | |
Danny | [Looking up.] The lab? What you're looking for is in there? [Hears gate closes.] Somebody's coming! |
Danny picks up Cujo, covering his mouth, turning them all invisible, just before Damon and his boss come around the corner of the building. Walking past Danny and Cujo. | |
Damon | I appreciate the second chance, sir. |
Boss | As long as nothing else happens, we'll see about reinstating your contract. I knew we never should have gotten rid of those guard dogs. |
Danny | Valerie's dad? Oh, great. |
The scene changes to even later at night. | |
Danny Fenton is now on top of a hill overlooking Axion Labs with Sam and Tucker. | |
Sam | We're here. Where's man's best friend? |
Danny gave a quick whistle, Cujo bursts out of the ground nearby, and bounds over to loom menacingly behind Sam and Tucker. | |
Tucker | Relax. I'm on your side. |
Sam | Yeah, so he says. |
Tucker | Hey, I'm the one that knocked out the security camera, remember? [Waving his PDA.] |
Danny | Okay. [Stands up.] Good news, there's only one guard. Bad news, it's Valerie's dad. |
Sam and Tucker | Ouch. |
Danny | So I think it's safer if I go down there myself. [Takes out the Fenton Fisher.] The Fenton Fisher should make a good leash. [Ties the fishing line to Cujo's collar to a tree.] You guys watch the dog. |
Sam | We will. |
Tucker | From waaay up here. |
Sam and Tucker had climbed high up to a tree, Cujo starts barking and jumping up at them. Cut to Damon in his office. | |
Damon | Think I'll go and pick us up a little late-night snack. [Pans to Valerie doing her homework at the desk.] Will you be okay, honey? You got stuff to do? |
Valerie | I'm fine, daddy. I've got everything I need, right here. |
Valerie pats her backpack which is filled with weapons and something goes off, some pink smoke comes out. | |
Damon | [Sticking his head at the door.] Valerie? |
Valerie | I'm okay! [Smiles innocently.] |
Cut to somewhere else in the building, Danny phases through a wall before flying in slowly. | |
Danny | [Turns tangible.] I wish I knew what I was looking for. |
Suddenly, a pink blast hits Danny, throwing him back to the wall he came through. Danny holds his head. | |
Valerie | Back to the scene of the crime? |
Danny | I really hate to do this, [Charges an ecto-energy.] but... [Shoots an ectoblast and knocks away Valerie's gun.] |
Valerie | Yeah? Well I don't! |
A shoulder cannon unfolds from her backpack and she sights in on Danny. Danny flies up and phases through the ceiling but still manages hit him as he screams, the blast Valerie shoots also cause a big hole in the roof of the building. Danny turns tangible and flies back in the building. | |
Tucker | What was that? |
Sam | 10 to 1 says it's your girlfriend. |
Cujo starts barking to Danny, trying to go to him making uprooting the tree. Sam and Tucker holds on the tree branch as Cujo drags them down the hill. | |
Sam | [Sighs. Turn to face Tucker.] This is why I'm a cat person. |
Cut back to the labs, where Valerie seems to be flying in slow motion with a smalller pistols in each hand, blasting away. Danny dodging them, he fires an ectoblast at Valerie. Valerie stops and looks back to see where it hit, which was about two feet above her head. | |
Valerie | You're a pretty lousy shot. |
Danny | That's because I'm not trying to hit you. Can't we talk? |
Valerie | I'm done talking. |
Valerie's boots sprout in-line skate wheels and rocket motors. She rockets to Danny trying to punch him, he turns intangible. Valerie goes through them, almost crashes into the wall and Cujo's head phases through the wall right in front of her. Danny flies over and saves her from Cujo. | |
Valerie | Let me go! |
Danny | Yeah, you're welcome. [Drops her.] |
Valerie lands perfectly on the ground and pulls out a her biggest gun. She shoots but misses Danny, accidentally hits the alarm button. The alarms trigger. | |
Pans to a fast food restaurant across the street where Damon is, he hears the alarms. | |
Damon | Valerie! |
Cut to Danny being targeted by Valerie as he try to move away from her view. | |
Valerie | You and your stupid dog ruined everthing, and you're gonna pay! You and every ghost like you. |
Danny turns intangible but the ray still manages to hit him phasing through the wall, leaving another hole. Valerie pauses to admire her work, she doesn't notice Cujo right behind her. | |
Valerie | That ought to do it. |
Valerie finally notices Cujo, turns around and screams. Danny gets hit on his back, lands on the ground and finds themselves in a dusty, cobwebbed room. | |
Danny | An old kennel? This must be where they kept all the guard dogs. |
Danny leans against a pile of mats and something squeaks. | |
Danny | Huh? |
He searches, and founds something. Cut to Valerie on the ground as Cujo roars at her. | |
Danny | Here, boy! Is this what you've been looking for? [Holding a little pink bear, the squeaky toy he found in the kennel.] |
Cujo starts wagging his tail and barks happily, but Valerie starts moving. Cujo growls at her. | |
Danny | No, no, no! It's okay! [Flies over to Cujo. Starts talking in baby voice.] Does you want your squeaky? Huh? Oh, does you? Here you go. Now, please, just go home and stay there! [Throws the pink bear.] |
Cujo chases after the toy, starts shrinking after he gets it and dissipates. Danny attends to Valerie. | |
Danny | Look, I know you're angry, but that's not my dog, [Pointing at where Cujo was.] and I'm sorry about whatever happened to you. Not all ghosts are evil. |
Danny lends Valerie his hand to help her up. | |
Valerie | Yeah? |
As soon as Valerie accepted his hand, she immediately throws Danny to the floor. | |
Valerie | [Her bracelet comes out with a wrist blaster.] And not all humans are saps. huh? Goodbye, ghost boy. |
Damon | [Off-screen.] Valerie? |
Valerie | [Pulls back her wrist blaster.] Oh no! My dad! I can't let him see me like this! |
Danny | I'm sorry, [Turns both intangible.] but I can't help you there. [Flies up phases through the ceiling.] |
Pans to Sam and Tucker peaking in the lab from the doorway with branches in their hair. | |
Tucker | Maybe Danny can't help her, but I can. |
Tucker takes out his PDA and re-activate the security system. Goes in the room where Valerie is and sets off the alarm. A net scoops him up just as Valerie, now in her normal clothes, finish repacking her weapons. | |
Valerie | What are you doing here? |
Tucker | Um, hoping for a fake-out make-out? |
Valerie smiles genuinely at Tucker. Damon clears his throat to get their attention, he glares at Tucker. | |
Tucker | Uh, heh, hi. You must be her dad. You're bigger than I thought you'd be. |
Boss | Well, at least we know we're secure against teenagers, but you're still on thin ice. |
Damon glares back Tucker and Valerie, who smiles sheepishly. | |
The scene changes to Casper High cafeteria. Zoom in to Sam, Danny and Tucker's table. | |
Tucker | Know where the dog went? |
Danny | Nope. |
Sam | Gonna play it a little safer now that Valerie the Ghost Slayer is around? |
Danny | Yep. |
Valerie walks past their table. She bluntly ignores the popular kid's table as they all glares at her. | |
Cut to Vlad Plasmius teleports into the hallway, leaves a package, and teleports away. | |
Danny | [Off-screen.] I just wish I knew where she got those weapons. |
Valerie notices the package on the floor, she smiles. | |
Tucker | Or that costume. [Leans on his palm dreamily.] A costume that stylin' had to cost something, you know? |
Sam | Well, I don't know where she got the weapons, but I think I know where she got some extra cash. Remember those concert tickets she sold on the internet? |
Danny | You bought her tickets? |
Scene cuts to a Dumpty Humpty Concert. Sam, Tucker and Danny are rocking out. Dash, Paulina, and Kwan sit next to the quad, looking glum in their matching Dumpty-Humpty tees. | |
Sam | I can't believe we're sitting next to those losers! |
The screen closes on the three of them. | |
END CREDITS |
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