55 Future Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future. Are you the North Star? Because I’d be lost without you in my future. Can I be in your future as much as you’re in mine? Can I be your future and your forever? Can I borrow your time machine? I want to fast forward to our future together. Can I plan my future around you? Can I take a picture of you so I can show my future ex-wife what I want for my next marriage? Can you be my future and make all my dreams come true? Can you be the light in my future? Hey there, future wife. I don’t know who you are, but I’m excited to find out. I believe that everything happens for a reason, and I have a feeling that you’re my future wife. I don’t have a crystal ball, but your future husband is here. I don’t know what the future holds, but I hope it involves a lot of you. I don’t need to predict the future to know that I want to spend it with you. I don’t need to see the future to know that my future wife is going to be the most amazing woman in the world, and I think that woman is you. I know that you’re going to be a wonderful future husband, and I want to be your wife to experience it all with you. I may not have a crystal ball, but I see you in my future. I may not have a time machine, but I see a future with you. I may not know what the future holds, but I know I want you in it. I might not know who you are yet, but I know one thing for sure: you’ll make an amazing future wife. I must be a magician because I just made you appear in my future. I see a bright and beautiful future with you as my husband. I think I see the future, and it involves you and me. I want to build a future together with you, creating a lifetime of beautiful memories. I’m jealous of future me because he’s got your number and I don’t. I’d say “till death do us part,” but I’d rather be your future ex-husband instead. I’m a firm believer in the future, and I see you in mine. I’m not a psychic, but I can see a future with you. I’m not sure what the future has in store, but I hope it involves a lot of us together. I’m not sure what the future holds, but I hope it involves you and me growing old together. Is your name future? Because I can’t imagine my life without you. Let’s create a future that’s worth waking up to every day, together. Let’s make a future that’s bright, and full of love and laughter. Let’s skip the love story and dive straight into our future ex-spouses’ adventure. My future was cloudy until I saw you, now it’s looking bright. Ready to explore the future with me? The future is a blank canvas, but with you, it’s a masterpiece waiting to be painted. The future is bright, but it’s even brighter with you in it. The future is looking better and brighter with you in it. The future is ours for the taking, let’s make it unforgettable. The future is uncertain, but I’m certain that I want you in mine. The future is waiting for us, let’s make it worth the wait. The future looks bright with you in it. The future may be uncertain, but I know I want you in mine. The future may be unknown, but one thing is certain, I want to spend it with you. The future may be unpredictable, but one thing is for sure, I want you in mine. They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning – let’s be an electrifying future ex-couple. They say the future is uncertain, but I’m certain I want you in mine. Wanna speculate our futures tonight? Want to know what’s in store for our future? It’s you and me together. Want to see my future? Just take a look into my eyes. Want to take a trip to the future with me? It’s filled with us together. You’re my future and my forever. You’re the missing puzzle piece in my future.